Timmy Shop

Pinky Punky – Just £22

Pinky Punky’s Utterly Brilliant, cute and cuddly and he’s just like he is on the telly. Buy your very own Pinky Punky Mallet, play the legendary Mallett’s Mallet with all your friends!

Timmy Spectacular – Just £32.00

Included in this package:
– Itsy Bitsy Spex
– Your very own Pinky Punky!

Also included is this fantastic freebie:
– Signed copy of Timmy’s book: “Utterly Brilliant History of the World.”

Utterly Special Timmy Party Look-a-Like – Just £55.00

Consisting of:
– Pinky Punky Mallet!
– Timmy collared shirt
– Size XL now available ONLY!
– Itsy Bitsy spex!
– Utterly Brilliant “I’ve Been Timmy Malletted Here!” cap
– Every order comes with a FREE WAC plaster!!

Timmy Shirt size

Timmy Look-a-Like Deluxe – Just £65.00

Included in this package:
– Itsy Bitsy Spex
– Timmy T-Shirt
– Timmy sizes are large and extra large
– Timmy Cap
– Timmy Shorts
– Your very own Pinky Punky!

Also included is this fantastic
– Signed copy of Timmy’s book: “Utterly Brilliant History of the World.”
– The must-have WAC plaster!

Timmy T shirt size
Timmy Shorts size

Timmy Cap – Just £10.00

Baseball cap, which reads:
“I’ve been Malletted!”

Cap colour

Itsy Bitsy Spex – Just £10.00

Utterly cool Timmy spex!
– Giving you the ultimate Mallett look!
– Cool yellow shades with your very own palm tree!
– You’ll be a star and look just like Timmy!

Timmy Shirt – Just £30.00

Each collared shirt is quite
– A uniquely Timmy look!
– Stand out in Timmy style!
– Size XL now available ONLY!
– There’s even a pocket for your WAC plaster!

Timmy shirt size

The ALL NEW Timmy All Over T-Shirt – Just £20.00

This utterly brilliant Timmy pattern covers front back and sides so you’ll be seen everywhere!
– Timmy sizes are large and extra large
– Buy today and look utterly brilliant!
– Everyone who’s anyone has one!

T shirt size

Timmy Shorts – Just £20.00

The ultimate Timmy look:
– A pair of bright red and yellow, knee length, cool looking Timmy shorts!
– Ideal for making a big impression anywhere!
– Wear them wacky!
– Roll one leg of the shorts up!

Timmy shorts size

Celebrating something special?
Get a personalised video message from Timmy.
Just £99.00!

Get a unique, original, personal in-vision message from Timmy! It’s the ultimate personal present for that special occasion! (Usually delivered via dropbox).

Please send the following information to shop@timmymallett.co.uk to help Timmy personalise your message:
– Your name
– The type of celebration:
i.e. Birthday, marriage, new job, wedding anniversary, other.
– Please tell Timmy a little more about the celebration

Utterly Brilliant History of the World – Just £4.00

Timmy’s written it himself – so it’s bound to be completely bonkers!
It’s where you can find out about everything that’s ever happened in the history of the world, from the beginning of time up to this

Timmy on the Tranny Badge – Just £5.00

For fans of Timmy’s classic radio shows!
– The must have badge!

– Ideal for those retro nights and Glastonbury festivals!
– Available in a squillion assorted metallic colours!

Utterly Brilliant Timmy Greeting Card – Just £5.00

Make the recipient’s day with an utterly brilliant Timmy greeting card.

Name of recipient
Special message

Timmy’s Sensational Comic – Just £15.00
Last few remaining!

Timmy’s comic is now a limited edition collector’s item:
– 5 fantastic issues were published from 1991, although edition one is now sold out owing to demand.  Each edition comes packed to the staples with cartoon adventures, jokes, fun and A FREE GIFT!
– Eat your heart out Beano!

Which edition would you like?

Personally Signed Panto Programme from Timmy – Just £10.00

There are only a very limited number of these programmes left:
– A collector’s must have, and signed to you personally by Timmy!

Timmy panto programme

‘Hot! Hot! Hot!’ – by Del Costa – Just £7.00

Timmy’s groovy Spanish cousin made this fabulous remix of the classic summer hit including brilliant covers of Barabados:
– Dancing on a Saturday night
– Un a Paloma Blanca
– Viva Espana!
– An absolute must for any party night!
– Available in original 7″ vinyl!