Staying at home?  Me too!
But the good news is all orders are despatched daily so buy with confidence and everything comes with a special little Timmy message to help you through this!

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An utterly unique gift!

Your own copy of Timmy’s best selling book Utterly Brilliant – My Life’s Journey.  Personalised and dedicated by Timmy who has kindly offered to sign a limited number in this way.

On the title page Timmy will inscribe a message to you.
You’ll also find a brotherly name tag, hidden by the author, within the book.

Utterly Brilliant tells the story of Timmy’s pilgrimage cycle and painting journey alone, from home, across 2500 miles, inspired by his Downs syndrome brother Martin to reach his potential.  Throughout the tale Timmy weaves memoirs from his colourful and entertaining life.
Just £25 (including free delivery)!

Name of recipient!

Add your own Pinky Punky Mallet together with the personally dedicated book together.

Just £45 (including free delivery).

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Pinky Punky – Just £22 (including delivery)
Pinky Punky’s Utterly Brilliant, cute and cuddly and he’s just like he is on the telly.

Buy your very own Pinky Punky Mallet, play the legendary Mallett’s Mallet with all your friends! Relive the best days of your happy wacky childhood!

Just £22.00 (including delivery)

Timmy Spectacular – Just £32.00

Included in this package:
Itsy Bitsy Spex
Your very own Pinky Punky!
Also included is this fantastic freebie:

Signed copy of Timmy’s book – 
“Utterly Brilliant History of the World."

Personalised Video Message from Timmy! – Just £99.00

If you have a friend celebrating something utterly special and you’d like an utterly brilliant Timmy video message from them, Timmy will create one!  Using the form below, please tell us a bit more.

Type of celebration your video message is for.
Please tell Timmy more.

Utterly Special Timmy Party Look – Just £55.00

Consisting of:
Pinky Punky Mallet!
Timmy Shirt
Please Note: Shirt is out of stock, this will be substituted for a Timmy Teeshirt.
Itsy Bitsy spex!
Utterly Brilliant “I’ve Been Timmy Malletted Here!” cap

Every order comes with a FREE WAC plaster!!

Cap colour
Timmy Teeshirt size

Timmy Look-a-Like Deluxe – Just £65.00

Included in this package:
Itsy Bitsy Spex
Timmy Teeshirt
Timmy Cap
Timmy Shorts
Your very own Pinky Punky!

Also included is this fantastic

Signed copy of Timmy’s book –
“Utterly Brilliant History of the World."
The must-have WAC plaster!

Timmy Teeshirt size
Timmy Shorts size
Cap colour

Timmy Cap – Just £10.00

Baseball cap, which reads:
“I’ve been Malletted!"

Cap colour

Itsy Bitsy Spex – Just £10.00

Utterly cool Timmy spex!
Giving you the ultimate Mallett look!
Cool yellow shades with your very own palm tree!
You’ll be a star and look just like Timmy!

Timmy Teeshirt – Just £20.00

It’s a stunning design!
Timmy and Mallett’s Mallet splashed across your chest!
Available in size LARGE AND XTRA LARGE


Timmy Shorts – Just £20.00

The ultimate Timmy look:
A pair of bright red and yellow, knee length, cool looking Timmy shorts!
Ideal for making a big impression anywhere!
Wear them wacky!
Roll one leg of the shorts up!

Timmy shorts size

Utterly Brilliant History of the World – Just £4.00

Timmy’s written it himself – so it’s bound to be completely bonkers!  It’s where you can find out about everything that’s ever happened in the history of the world, from the beginning of time up to this morning!

Timmy on the Tranny Badge – Just £5.00

For fans of Timmy’s classic radio shows!
The must have badge!
Ideal for those retro nights and Glastonbury festivals!
Available in a squillion assorted metallic colours!

Timmy’s Sensational Comic – Just £15.00

Timmy’s comic is now a limited edition collector’s item:
– 5 fantastic issues were published from 1991 and they come packed to the staples with cartoon adventures, jokes, fun and A FREE GIFT!
– Eat your heart out Beano!
– Last few copies!

Which edition would you like?

Personally Signed Panto Programme from Timmy – Just £10.00

There are only a very limited number of these programmes left:
– A collector’s must have, and signed to you personally by Timmy!
– A collector’s must have, and signed to you personally by Timmy!

Timmy panto programme

‘Hot! Hot! Hot!’ – by Del Costa – Just £7.00

Timmy’s groovy Spanish cousin made this fabulous remix of the classic summer hit including brilliant covers of Barabados:
– Dancing on a Saturday night
– Un a Paloma Blanca
– Viva Espana!
– An absolute must for any party night!
– Available in original 7" vinyl!